So here is my second set of movie reviews for my Horns and Halo selections and all of them were pretty mediocre my friends, one of them so terrible it almost blew up my television.
On another note: I'm running out of time to meet my ridiculous goal I set for myself.....but I think I might be able to pull it off. After this set of movie reviews I'm at 13/24. Ive got 6 books lined up to read, I'm always on the look out for a great Angel/Good vs. Evil movie or book so if you have any suggestions please send them my way!
City of Angels, 1998 Warner Brothers 3.5/5 Stars
So.... in a little place known as Los Angeles, Seth (Cage) is one of many Angels who watch over and protect humans in various ways. Seth's an angel who primarily guides the dead to their next life, which gives him some prime time at the local hospital where Maggie (played by Meg Ryan) is a determined surgeon. The powerful Angels that walk among us though have there own set of weaknesses (if you could really call them weaknesses) where they cant feel any type of human experience. Seth cannot feel hot or cold, taste, touch or smell, however he can understand any and all languages, he is invisible but can appear if he wants to. Seth can also fly, transport, never be hurt, cant feel pain.....all those supernatural things that you would expect an angel to do. But even with all the daily interactions with humans, the angels cannot relate to the humans they protect....that is until Seth meets Maggie.
Seth becomes infatuated with Maggie ( this now leads to a countless number of adult and YA books that focus on angels falling in love with one of us measly humans) and taking a chance becomes visible to her in order to strike up a relationship. The two fall in love...the problem, Maggie freaks when she finds out what Seth is and well Seth doesn't have the means to have a physical relationship with Maggie. All that changes when later in the movie he discovers how he can fall to be with Mags. Fallen Angels normally equal trouble, but Seth doesn't become a demon he becomes human and I thought at this point in the movie things really started to suck. I guess I couldn't understand how Seth could give up who he was for a nice warm shag with a chick he's known for five minutes. Then the end happened and things really sucked. Not saying this was a bad movie, the concept of the movies take on Angel's was very interesting, the theology never mocks God nor makes fun of religion but I guess for me, the notion of fallen angels becoming human was a tad far-fetched. Despite an ending that really ticked me off, it was a nice romantic drama.
The Visitation 2006, Twentieth Century Fox 3.5/5 Stars
The movie surrounds Travis Jordan (former preacher) who has lost his faith in God after his wife was murdered and the criminals never found. The small community is shocked by the tragedy but equally shocked and upset that Travis walked away from the church.
When newcomer Brandon Nichols comes to down, suddenly things begin to happen. With people already down from the loss of Travis, they jump on the miracles taking the town by storm. Persons walk away from car accidents, the paraplegic walk, cancer and brain tumors disappear and even the animals seem to be lucking out......but something is coming underneath all those miracle's, something that the town couldn't possibly see or be ready for. Creeping around with Brandon are three men dressed in black, men who are always seen when a miracle happens and while the town is worshiping Brandon and praising him for the countless number of good things happening- while these nasty demon like things are pouring out the miracles- Brandon takes the opportunity to confess himself as Jesus Christ. Guess who's not buying into the mass hysteria though? That's right, Travis, and he knows deep down even with his tattered faith that Brandon is not Jesus, and that he isn't even a good guy. What Travis discovers during his investigation is not goodness and miracles but evil and possessions among the townsfolk.....eeecccckkkkkkkkk!
Surprisingly even with all the B actors, cheesy one liners and low budget film feel, this was pretty good. Perhaps what kept me from really liking this movie was Edward Furlong playing the bad guy, I couldn't stop seeing him as that bratty kid he played in Terminator 2 and wondered what the heck happened to him.......
House 2008, Lions Gate 1.5/5 Stars
Its a dark dreary drive along an old abandoned road...
One that Stephanie and Jack are on, not only literally but in real life as well. Trying to get to a marriage counseling retreat, the two in are in a small car accident thanks to the barb wire a murderous freak has left out on the road. With no vehicle, a nasty storm coming and out in the middle of nowhere, Steph and Jack find an old but open Bed and Breakfast to lodge at.
There, they meet the owners and another couple who are also having car trouble. As the movie progresses we find the four guests and weird-o owners become locked in by a homicidal maniac who demands they kill one person in the house if they want to survive. House takes us on a crazy ride into the pain of mistakes, the hurt from loved ones and the down right creepy....including the consumption of mushy dog food....(blachhh....)
Ok, so I'm going to start off by saying this movie was based on Frank Peretti and Ted Dekker's 2006 book House, which I LOVED. It was creepy and everything you would expect from a Dekker/Peretti mash up a solid 5 stars. As for the movie, well lets just say 15 minutes into it I seriously wanted the bad guy to kill them all, then it would be over and I wouldn't have to watch them butcher the novel for one more minute.
All could have been avoided had the couple not followed Mr.Blonde. Oh the pain....MY PAIN!!!!
The Prophecy 1995 Dimension Films 2.5/5 Stars
Thomas is about to become a Catholic Priest when terrifying visions consume him of wars in heaven. After the visions that Thomas thought were torment led him to lose his faith and abandon the church (oh you fickle human) he becomes a detective with the LA Police Department.
During this small intro we also see two angels fall to earth: one- Simon, an angel who is sent to warn Thomas of coming events. The second, Uziel, who is sent to kill Thomas. Uziel is killed by Simon and after some soul-sucking is left for dead and who would you guess investigates the murder....YUP, that would Thomas who not only gets that oh so creepy feeling from his past, but also finds a 23rd book of Revelation. When Thomas begins to translate the book he learns of a war never mentioned in the original Bible and discovers that only with the power of a little girl and his restored faith will the humans overcome.

Even though the premise of this movie sounds good, and came off pretty decent on the screen, I couldn't escape the fact that the theology was so twisted, the typical cheap shots at God/Bible/Priests. The movie was (for me) pretty scary, the angels besides Simon were freaky and Viggo Mortensen's appearance as Lucifer almost made me pee my pants. Those of you out there that don't mind twisted theology or scary movies might enjoy this.