Welcome, welcome....its week two of the Married with Zombies Scavenger Hunt, hosted by Missie, Ashley, Jen, Loretta and myself. An out of the box picture read-along. This week is being hosted by the hilarious Ashley from The Bookish Brunette. Want to join us, well grab the book, snap your pics and link up. We have some killer prizes to enter for as well..........
In Chapter 6, Sarah and Dave raid Amanda’s apartment for guns… When they come out they run into their super, Mr. Gonzales, when he tries to attract Sarah: What does she hit? Do you have one of these? You could totally bash some Zombie brains with one! Show me whatcha got! If you don’t have one of these, then anything that you would find in a hallway of an apartment building! (good luck!) lol
A few years ago my family did a huge fire safety thing.....drills, smoke detectors and all because my daughter was learning the whole thing at school. When we told our family about it guess what we got for Christmas..... fire extinguishers.....yay, best Christmas ever..{note my sarcasm voice}anyways I have about 12 of these around the house.....LOL...zombies beware!!!!!!
In Chapter 7, Sarah and David are watching a news report of the zombie attacks when the doctor on TV attacks the reporter… The news crew steps in and starts bashing the zombie with a _______, grab the nearest similar object (whatever’s handy) that you would use if you were attacked at WORK!
Well the only microphone I have handy is this one from our Guitar Hero set, lets see I could use it like a lasso and club a zombie on the head or maybe use the chord as a strangling device...OR I could sing to it and kill it with my singing voice..(bahahahahaha)
Chapter 8… Amanda, Sarah and Dave are preparing to head out of town, and while they’re getting in the car, three zombies attack them! Sarah bashes one with the butt of her shot gun as instinct takes over, so whatcha got? You’re getting in your car, fleeing the city- zombies attack, no guns or knives… What are you going to use to defend yourself??
How awful is this!!? I have no weapons in my car, not even a car jack, I guess Ill have to use all my strength and make sure the pointy part of this window scraper go's in at a good angle....
In Chapter 9 & 10 there aren't any zombie killings… That we could replicate!!! So, give me a couple of your favorite quotes from Chapters 5-10!!!
This is the fun part, cause this book is hysterical and has tons of one liners!
No f'n way am I dying for some extra Power Bars!!!!!!- Screamed by Dave
"The little dumb one that lives with the big dumb one here?"-Super
I nodded. Awesome. I wonder how he described us when we weren't around.- Sarah Thinking
"Okay huckster, lets just get back to the apartment before Amanda burns it down and we have to run into the dark and zombie-infested streets". - Dave
So um, Im liking me some Dave in this book! Anyways until next week.....be on the look out for a zombie Apocalypse!
Week 1: Chapters 1-5 (June 1st) – Jen @ In the Closet With a Bibliophile
Week 2: Chapters 6-10 (June 8th) – Ashley @ The Bookish Brunette
Week 3: Chapters 11-15 (June 15th) – Loretta @ Between the Pages
Week 5: Chapters 21-26 (June 29th) – Missie @ The Unread Reader

Holy fire extinguisher alert. Boy scouts? A tire jack will do just fine.
ReplyDeleteLOL- I know right! We could start our own fire extinguisher store!!!
DeleteI would totally be okay with fire extinguishers as a present! Can't be a bad idea, right?
ReplyDeleteAlso, a tire jack would be a good idea! Too bad mine is in the trunk, underneath the mat, in a case by the donut tire. How inconvenient!
I think that's where my Jack is...by the time I dug it out the zombies would be eating on my innards....
DeleteAwesome post hon. Now you are doing what I should be. I should be a lot more cautious with fires. It is great you have drills and all in your house. Guitar hero mic is a great call, love it. I am with Heidi, I would have used the guitar instead LOL! Really like the window scraper. I love the quotes, those are epic! Great post. thanks hon :)
DeleteHi Tina. You changed your blog design! I am ashamed that I don't have a fire extinguisher, .guess I better have that fire safety meeting. Duh, I totally forgot I have a guitar hero microphone. Good thinking but I would probably use the guitar instead. Love your quotes! I am going to miss Amanda!
ReplyDeleteHaha- yup the guitar would work great!!!
DeleteYou are prepared for a zombie on fire! LOL I don't know about the scraper... although some of them do have wicked teeth on the end. Perhaps you should put one of those extinguishers in the car! :)
ReplyDeleteOh and I love those quotes. Dave is quite a card!!
Ohhh what a good idea.....I think I will be putting one of them in my van...:D
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