So Have you heard? Myself and some great gals...Jen, Missie, Ashley and Loretta are hosting this fun {outside of the read along box} scavenger hunt of Jesse Peterson's Married with Zombies. This week our host is Jen from In the Closet with a Bibliophile and were chatting about chapters 1-5. Want to join us? Well follow the link and sign up. Post your answers and your pics for a chance at some great prizes and of course a great zombie chat!!!
DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
In chapter 2 Sarah has to put her marriage therapist "to rest" with a letter opener. Let's see your weaponized letter opener in mid-action! No letter opener? Think fast! You need to rescue your friend/significant other! What are you going to use when no actual weapons are available? No knives, no guns! Show me what you've got!
OHMYWORD!! I have no letter opener.....the zombie is in my kitchen and I must save my bff, I grab my trusty avocado peeler {because me and the bestie just finished a lunch of delicious turkey avocado wraps and ice-tea} which is able to scoop out zombie eyes, thus making the zombie blind and dizzy giving us time to get the heck outta there!!!!!
PS- yes I cheated, my face is not in the picture but that's my thumb and Im taking the picture so there!
In chapter 2 Sarah is wrestling with Dr. Kelly and David can't seem to find a weapon to help his dear wife with. Until...Sarah yells at him to use something on Dr. Kelly's body, which he grabs and smashes into her head. I want to see your most killer pair of this item!
LMAO- I don't own any stilettos but here are my favorite heals.....pretty scary huh? Those rubber soles, oh yeah baby, those will rub a zombie raw!!!!!!!
In chapter 2 Sarah is wrestling with Dr. Kelly and David can't seem to find a weapon to help his dear wife with. Until...Sarah yells at him to use something on Dr. Kelly's body, which he grabs and smashes into her head. I want to see your most killer pair of this item!
LMAO- I don't own any stilettos but here are my favorite heals.....pretty scary huh? Those rubber soles, oh yeah baby, those will rub a zombie raw!!!!!!!
In chapter 3, Sarah hears an unexpected noise in the bathroom while she's nervously peeing. She grabs "the closest thing there was to a weapon in the room". I want a picture of the same type of item that is closest to you....no soft edges people. They won't do the brain damage necessary to kill the living dead.
Well unfortunately for me I have no Dr.Phil love book so the nearest thing to grab while sitting on the toilet is either A. One pair of scissor tweezers (tiny like a Q-tip} or B. A decorative purple plate......Im going with choice B, it will have to suffice in the bashing of brains.
Well unfortunately for me I have no Dr.Phil love book so the nearest thing to grab while sitting on the toilet is either A. One pair of scissor tweezers (tiny like a Q-tip} or B. A decorative purple plate......Im going with choice B, it will have to suffice in the bashing of brains.
At the end of chapter 5, Dave gives Sarah a weapon just before they are leaving their apartment to pay a little visit to Jack & Amanda's apartment. Let's see a picture of yours (same type of item).
Can you believe it!? I don't own a real baseball bat, I have girls what can I say...so in the few minutes it took me to dig threw the sports tub, I was able to find this toddler bat. Hmmmmmmmm, maybe I could shove it down a zombies throat????? I would so be dead within the first hour of a zombie Apocalypse.... pathetic......
How do you feel about the book up to this point? Any thoughts you want to share?
Ok, here's the deal....I think this book is very silly....but its fun and has a very comic slap happy feel going on. The characters actually make me smile.........
That was fun! Im still trying to figure out how to take action pics of myself, not going the way I thought.........until next week then.....
Schedule
Schedule
Week1: Chapters 1-5 (June 1st) - Jen @ In the Closet With a Bibliophile
Week2: Chapters 6-10 (June 8th) - Ashley @ The Bookish Brunette
Week3: Chapters 11-15 (June 15th) - Loretta @ Between the Pages
Week4: Chapters 16-20 (June 22nd) - Tina @ Tina's Book Reviews
Week5: Chapters 21-26 (June 29th) - Missie @ The Unread Reader
LOL I don't own a baseball bat either! I seriously wish I did though---it would be an awesome weapon :) :) :)
ReplyDeleteI love your shoes (mine were flat LOL)
I should really invest in a bat.....like one of those big metal ones!! I have no weapons in my house besides some meat knives......lol
Delete"Those rubber soles, oh yeah baby, those will rub a zombie raw!!!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha you make me happy Tina:) Love the avocado peeler and rubber-sole shoes. You are my new hero and I would feel extra safe from Zombies with you around!
Dude! I would save you...me and my rubber shoes!!!!!
DeleteI love your shoe comment!! HAHA!! I about choked on my coffee!!! lmao!!
ReplyDeleteGreat job!!
LOL- uh-oh no choking...I want to see your pics for next week, so be careful
DeleteRub a zombie raw!! You kill me!! HAHAHA :D
ReplyDeleteNo I killz zombies!!!!!! LOL
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